Kidnapped in my Sleep

I'll set the scene for you: It's a dull, quiet Monday night. I fall asleep in my bed to a horrible/fabulous movie that involved ninjas kidnapping 3 children.  Suddenly, I'm woken up from my slumber to find  two panicked adult men, dressed all in black, with stockings over their faces, shaking my body to get up. As soon as I'm upright, a black bandana is placed over my face, impairing my vision. A deep scary recording announces my name, and declares the plan to kidnap me and demands I remain quiet. My shoes are put on, and they procede to bring me to their car which is waiting in front of my house. I'm placed in the vehicle, which starts to drive away from my house, blasting very dramatic and intimidating classical music.

At one point, I began to laugh, and the recorder was slammed in front of my face announcing: "Yes."  I could tell by the kidnappers whispers and restrained laughter that the message was impertinent and meant to say something else...like, "Shut up."

Next thing I know, I'm drastically ripped from the car, and placed in a chair.  I could tell I was outside, it was dark, but with dim lighting, and I was definately away from civilization due to the silence. The recording begins to explain why I had been kidnapped... revealing information about "the arms race with Bulgaria, and Swiss paleontologist lay off's due to my father's dealings." The recording also explained that I "have a magnetic supercharged nuclear microchip in my tooth, and would need to be removed." I was asked a few questions, and the kidnappers did a moonlit dance, panicked, ran in their car and drove off.

I removed my blindfold... to find the entire scenario had been a staged event by two of my close friends, Mr. Sean P. Henri and Mr. Shane Norton... infamous for going to extreme lengths to entertain themselves and make their friends laugh at the same time.  So no, this wasn't a dream, nor was it a true act of abduction... It was merely a prank that I found to be dreadfully funny. Well done boys; well done.

Comments

[patti]

i cant even believe that happened

and that you werent terrified